Friday Weird Science: Horsing around, the sexual behavior of stallions

Jun 08 2012 Published by under Friday Weird Science

I know I promised another post on cannabis this week, but, well, Sci is going to be honest with you. Somewhat apropos of this post
, I have worked 12+ hours per day all week. I didn't get a weekend cause I had to work then, too. I don't need sympathy, cause I chose my scientific lot in life, but it's certainly left me...exhausted. Really really tired. Sometimes, I cannot do it all (or even all the things I want to do). So tonight, Sci is going to bed, and you're getting a repost. Sorry. 🙁 Come back next week for more cannabis, and in the meantime...enjoy horse masturbation. I'm sure you will. 🙂

It all started with an innocent Tweet. Jennifer Ouellette (of the very fine Cocktail Party Physics blog and The Calculus Diaries fame), tweeted a link to this, a blog doing the history of electricity via inventions. The link was for the following device:

That, my friends, is an electrical device designed to prevent horses from MASTURBATING. And of course, this prompted Jennifer to note that she didn't know horses could DO that. I didn't know it either, though I would imagine that people who spend a lot of time around horses are pretty well aware.

Well of course, I looked it up. And I learned HOW horses masturbate (I mean, no hands!). And I learned...how often. Welcome to the sexual behavior of domestic stallions!

McDonnell et al. "Spontaneous erection and masturbation in equids." Journals of Reproduction and Fertility, 1991
McDonnell, S. "Stallion Sexual Behavior" (Chapter)

And if you either are an expert in this topic (ahem) or have other knowledge on this, please include in the comments. All I've got I've gotten from reading.

And from the videos below the fold. OH YES. You might not want to watch those while at work...yeah.

The way we breed horses now is not at all like while horses breed. In the wild, stallions (the guys) collect and fight over harems of ladies, and go through a complex series of behaviors to form and maintain their harems. Domestic stallions, on the other hand, are usually bred and training for specific things (from show to hunting and beyond), and then they are also...trained to breed. Sure, it's relatively easy to do, and often habit takes over, but you can run into problems when you have to get between the stallion and his lady to either take the semen for artificial insemination later, or for other purposes.

Normally, when a stallion gets wind of a mare, you get a specific pattern of behaviors:

Immediate interest and interaction with a mare in estrus
Erection within 2 minutes
Mount readiness. within 5-10 seconds after erection
Ejaculation on first mount
Total breeding time of 2-5 minutes

Yup. 2-5 minutes. That's all. Takes about 6-8 pelvic thrusts apparently, which is probably good as it doesn't look like horse hips were designed for a lot of thrusting. No word on what the mare thinks of this arrangement, but at least it appears effective. With domestic breeding, you can exposure the stallion to the mare (this is called teasing) and then train the stallion to hump a dummy for semen collection instead. I guess the stallions don't mind.

But of course, what about masturbation? How do they DO it? No hands, and their heads and spines aren't exactly flexible (you know, like dogs, or monkeys). Well it turns out, masturbation in horses is all about having a strong core (and you thought you did Pilates just for the aesthetics!). When the horse gets a spontaneous erection, they use their abdominal muscles to smack it up against their stomachs. Like this:

(The more you look at this the more you wonder what Catherine the Great was THINKING...)

This rarely results in ejaculation (it certainly doesn't seem very satisfying), but boy does it happen OFTEN. A stallion will pop wood about 18 times a day, and about 75% of those will result in masturbation (or maybe we're wrong and they're just waving them around in a stallion-y state of machismo). 18 times a day!

And if you think THEY are bad, check the donkeys. The first paper actually does a comparison, looking at instances of masturbation and spontaneous erections in stallions, vs donkeys, vs geldings (stallions that have had what makes them a stallion...snipped). Check it out:

You can see above the graph (I graph because I love!) of the number of spontaneous sexual behaviors (including mounting as the donkeys were in a free paddock, masturbation, and spontaneous erection) per day in the three sets of animals. And the donkeys hold strong! Coming in (heh) at an average of over 25 sexual behaviors in a 24 hour period. Poor gelding obviously don't really have as much libido, but they're still in there.

And not only are the equids prolific with their sexual behavior, they are early bloomers! Baby stallions can start exhibiting spontaneous erections when they are just ONE DAY OLD!

So what was the idea behold that old fashioned looking electrical invention? Well, much as masturbation has been maligned in humans, people didn't like to see it in their horses, either. It was considered a "stable vice" and thought to be the result of inactivity. People worried that it would impact the fertility of their horses. So they invented that thing. The idea is that it gets strapped on, and is mildly electrically charged, so that when the poor stallion tries to whack his penis up against his body...ZZZZRRTTT!!!

ow.

Luckily, papers on horse breeding and horse rearing today do NOT recommend putting a stop to horse masturbation. It's not known to have an effect on fertility, and much like human masturbation, has been shown to be a natural occurrence. In fact, that electrical device could very well have DECREASED the horse's mating abilities, as the horse would then learn that erections were very much a no no, and might have trouble mating in the heat of the event. So the next time you see a stallion, or a donkey, or even a gelding, waving his penis in the air like he just don't care, let him go free. It's totally natural, and given the kicking power of those legs, you probably don't want to get in the way...

6 responses so far

  • Isabel says:

    This is a very male-centric post. I want to know how the mares masturbate.

  • cindy says:

    As a human used to interacting with stallions, er, yes, they definately have 5th leg disease! I have had very nice horses who embarrassed me by masturbating(and ejaculating) during a summer library program and during an elementary school program (the programa were supposed to be on medival mounted combat and on saddletraining).
    The boys are taught to 'put it away!' while being handled and ridden. They have their own special 'sexy lingerie'- head halters that are made differently from other tack so that they learn to associate the tack with the job at hand. Stallions can be well behaved and appropriate for any company, except perhaps for during the month of May and early June, when hormones are at their strongest.
    In response to Isabel's post....the mares are only interested while in heat, at which time they become really friendly with trees, fence boards, anything else they can back into and rub.
    BTW.....we attempt to allow natural breeding and as much natural equine social interaction as possible- makes for happy and mentally stable horses....the current stallion became the vet clinic entertainment last year for 'weekend warrior syndrome'......he and his lady friend did the dirty deed so many times in a 12 hr period that he pulled some muscles and had to have medical intervention and go on stall rest! She was rather irritated that he woosed out. He now is limited to ...ah...performing under supervision so he doesnt hurt himself!

  • Jim Thomerson says:

    There was a segment on the "Dirty Jobs" TV program about artificial insemination in horses. They showed the whole process, but blanked out the stallion's penis until it is in the collecting sheath. However, they showed inseminating the mare, close up, in detail, and well focused. I wondered at the societal implications of this.

  • chall says:

    The "mating with a dummy for collection" is one of those things that people might not really think about. It's a HUGE money thing, with the good breeded stallions. You can divide the sample up into many shipments, not to mention that the sample gets washed, counted and viability tested before shipped off for insimination. The winners - like this year's 2/3 Triple Crown winner - will get a lot of money to his owner.

    Oh, and there is a "two-devided-type-fee" with insimination. First you pay for the seamen, then when (if) you get a foal in the end from the insimination you pay another time.... different amounts usually 🙂

  • Panama says:

    However, complete isolation has significant drawbacks; stallions may develop additional behavior problems with aggression due to frustration and pent up energy. As a general rule, a stallion that has been isolated from the time of weaning or sexual maturity will have a more difficult time adapting to a herd environment than one allowed to live close to other animals. However, as horses are instinctively social creatures, even stallions are believed to benefit from being allowed social interaction with other horses, though proper management and cautions are needed.

  • […] However, just because they masturbate does not mean they ejaculate. Many animals are capable of masturbation that generally do not end up ejaculating, such as horses. […]

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