Sunday Funny: that avocado is going RIGHT to your cervix

Sep 16 2012 Published by under Synaptic Misfires

Presented with eyerolling, from my Facebook feed:

I don't know about you, but every time I eat an eggplant, all I can think is "man, this is just going STRAIGHT to my cervix".

4 responses so far

  • Yes, how profound indeed that it takes exactly nine (9) months for an avocado to ripen, while it takes.... ten (10) months for a human to ripen.

    40 weeks, people, 40 weeks. Not 36.

  • Jason B. says:

    40 weeks is just a few days to a week beyond nine months, depending on what time frame you are spanning.

  • Abby N says:

    Does this mean that the long skinny vaguely-phallic eggplants in my fridge are not good for my womb and cervix?

  • DJMH says:

    Yes, how profound indeed that it takes exactly nine (9) months for an avocado to ripen, while it takes.... ten (10) months for a human to ripen.

    40 weeks, people, 40 weeks. Not 36.

    By this logic, there are 13 months in the year (52 / 4). Not to mention which you're including the two weeks before the egg even shows up on the scene, so honestly it's less than nine months.

    Sci,that is just so bafflingly idiotic.

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